There’s nothing I love more on a woman than a big stomach. It makes her figure nice and rotund just the way I like, and fucking is more fun cause I got more to hold on to! I gotta have something to hold when I’m riding a BBW’s ass, something I can wrap my arms around, and let me tell you, I got long arms. Yesterday while I was cruising through the streets, I spotted just that: A girl that’s nice and round with junk in the front and the back. I was about to turn on this intersection when I spotted her waddling ahead. Her fupa was swinging left and right with each step. That made me so hard, when I reached for my stick shift to put it in park, I grabbed my dick by mistake. Somehow I still managed to pull over and holler at her, “hey baby, I know they told you not to accept candy from strangers, but I got a dark chocolate candy bar!” That stopped her dead in her tracks.
It took her a while to turn around, as she huffed and puffed to make the u-turn. After a few hard lumbering steps, she faced me with a nasty look on her face. “Hey now… jus cuz i’m a big girl don’ mean I’m hungry motherf*cker!” That’s when I smiled, “no baby, that was an innuendo. I don’t have no candy bar, just chocolate” and winked at her. She looked confused, until she smelled the fresh pizza I had in my back seat. “Look let’s take a drive together and have some pizza, come on in.” She nodded in agreement.
I had to push her in, as she didn’t quite fit through the car door. On the drive to my place I started feeling some anxiety, cause I wasn’t sure if I could get her back out of my car in time, before her down-to-fuck mood wore off. I looked down and saw a can of WD-40 and sighed in relief, that’s when I knew God was smiling down at me. I quietly praised the lord, cause I knew I was getting this bang. I gave a amen with her nibbling on some pizza in the background.
So after greasing up the car door and yanking her out, I told her to bring the rest of the pizza inside so we could finish it together. She was hesitant at first, “what are u tryin’ to do, have sex with me now? Hell naw that ain’t happenin’ .” I told her there was more inside; “you’re welcome to come in and help yourself” as I pretended to close the door and leave her outside to catch a few whiffs of pizza cooking in the oven. “No wait, I want some more! What type of pizza is it?” With a grin I explained, “a big sausage pizza.”
She stood behind me as I opened up the oven, “hey, where’s the sausage pizza?” I pulled down my pants, “well here’s the sausage, bitch” and shoved her head down to my crouch so she could start sucking my big black dick. It was too easy. I ripped her clothes off and turned up some R Kelly. Her hips, ass, stomach.. Man there was so much to hold on to. I bent her over for some doggy style, and it felt like a sumo wrestling match. Finally I found a hole and started smashing it, balls deep. Then all of the sudden I felt something grab my dick and cry. Bitch was pregnant and giving birth! Oh my lord… I screamed like a bitch and ran out of the house. I ran back in, pulled out the baby, grabbed the pizza slicer and cut the umbilical chord.
I threw the placenta in the trash and picked up the baby with a towel. I love kids and babies, and any birth is a beautiful moment in my book, but the joy quickly faded when I realized I wouldn’t get to bust my nut after all. She wasn’t going to be down after all that, and I wouldn’t get a chance to finish the job. I pretended to be so happy that the Lord brought a new person into this world, but inside I was seething with anger, hating this little guy for fucking up my game and cock blocking me like that.
All the magic was gone. I turned down the music and we just got out a bunch of towels and a swifter and cleaned up the mess together. What a disappointment. Just goes to show you, if you see a BBW, she might just be pregnant. Watch out, might get cockblocked by a fetus.
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